Hurr-durr, these be the top ten fictional characters I'd sex up if I were presented the chance to do so:

1. Greg House (House M.D.)- Nearly every woman on the planet wants to screw Hugh Laurie, but since this is based on FICTIONAL characters...
2. Link (Legend of Zelda series)- He's an elf, he's mute, he's hot as all hell.
3. Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)- When I was growing up I had the BIGGEST crush on Mark Hamill, this is of course before I figured out he isn't twenty-ish anymore; but by having Luke I get to have a young and very handsome Hamill!
4. Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)- He's a kick ass ninja with good looks to boot (considering the lower half of his face is covered), that's all anyone needs in a boyfriend.
5. Basil (The Great Mouse Detective)- Let's pretend he's not a mouse, but keep the voice and clean-cut looks.
6. Bruce Wayne/Batman (Batman)- He's rich, smart and has a well developed body.
7. Alan Grant (Jurassic Park)- the book's interpretation of Grant was unappealing, but the movie gave us Sam Neill as our hot/nerdy lead and made paleontology sexy.
8. Trunks Briefs (Dragonball Z)- I only like the angst-ridden future!Trunks when he first arrives to warn Goku about the androids.
9. Rhett Butler (Gone With the Wind)- Clark Gable was sex on legs, but Rhett Butler was a dick, so he ranks in the bottom half of my list. (Also, pretend Gable isn't dead...)
10. The Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz)- Ray Bogler was probably the first movie star I ever thought was very handsome, he came with the perk of actually being human as opposed to the Disney characters I had crushes on at three or so.